BANDAGE THERAPY

A.D. 2016

It's a mad, glad, happy, sappy world.

 

Feel like you could use a little luck?

Just send a self-addressed and stamped physical address to: chrisallight@gmail.com and you TOO could find a genuine LIMITED EDITION piece of modular paper and ink (nominally known as 'art' ) sitting in your mailbox in 2-4 business weeks.

GET MORE LUCK TODAY!*

(DELIVERY TIMES MAY VARY DEPENDING ON: Sleep, lack of sleep, plagues, spirited love making and/or other stuff happening at any given time.)

Don't worry. Luck is coming. It's ok, man.

 

 

(*This statement has not been fact checked by the American Luck Association President Bernie Lootz.)