It's a mad, glad, happy, sappy world.
Feel like you could use a little luck?
Just send a self-addressed and stamped physical address to: email@example.com and you TOO could find a genuine LIMITED EDITION piece of modular paper and ink (nominally known as 'art' ) sitting in your mailbox in 2-4 business weeks.
GET MORE LUCK TODAY!*
(DELIVERY TIMES MAY VARY DEPENDING ON: Sleep, lack of sleep, plagues, spirited love making and/or other stuff happening at any given time.)
Don't worry. Luck is coming. It's ok, man.